Monday, May 12, 2008

Gossip Girl "Woman On The Verge" episode 17 review

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Disappointed at the accidental lameness of her "murder".

Of course, (as all avg teen tv shows)
it took the main character's juiciest secret
and turned it into the most let-down of a scandal ever,
while still managing to "clear the air" all in the same episode.


>BAD IDEA

They should have just made the last episode the season finale.

Then, maybe the writers would have had gotten enough time to think of something better then Serena giving an already 10-year-coke-addict ONE, i repeat ONE line of HIS OWN coke (which he would have taken anyway, as stated by Lilly) and him going into a seizure instantly.

It appears worse on camera.

Can you imagine..


Well you don't have you,
It'll be on Youtube in 7 hours.

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Am I the only person who thought "Idiocracy" was...

The stupidest (I realize it was intentional, but really...),
least
progressive,
cheap
-shot humor,
made-
for-avg15yearoldboys-or-20+yearoldfansofbeavis&butthead
movie
. Ever.

idiocracy


I see that it was supposed to be over the top dumbed out to get the point through that 500 years from now or so, America will be over-populated by trailer trash, beer bellied, idiots (Hint: the title). But to think that it's funny... is just so ironic.

Serio
usly, if I hear one more person quote this movie and go into a laughing fit, I might just take every copy from Blockbuster, Hollywood Video, and whatever video store that isn't ashamed to carry it in the 650 area code, and donate them to an 18 letter town in Oklahoma so they can laugh at themselves.


Luke Wilso
n, how could you participate in this?


Mike Judge
, what were you thinking?
Altho
ugh im not suprised,
I guess
if I were going to predict your next movie judging from your television experience...
I don'
t have to finish that sentence.

This movie
is bad, and worst of all BORING.

P.S.
starbucks coffee for men

In the movie, they made the Starbucks of the future into a handjob/blowjob bordello. Isn't that the most hilarious thing ever? I didn't think so either.