Saturday, July 13, 2013

Life Lessons à la Ally McBeal's Therapist

Otherwise known as Tracey Ullman. The comedienne.

- "Sometimes when a patient says something so naive, I find that my own laughter just isn't enough."

- "Is it the adult thing to do? Of course not. So what?    She's a beautiful, smart woman married to the man you love. Smack her! We don't deny human nature in this room."

- "Obviously befriending little Chucky hasn't worked. Kick his ass. You unconscious is taunting you, kick the baby's bottom."

- "But the idea that you could be [with him] has made you less afraid. 'Gee, you could latch onto a husband! Your life's not a total waste!' That's why you're not feeling so 'underwater'. Aren't you just the all-American little weakling."

- "You need a theme song. Something that you can play in your head to make you feel better. A theme song is vital."

Arrogantly, this has always been my theme song:
Is It Cos I'm Cool by Mousse T Feat. Emma Lanford on Grooveshark

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