Last night I dreamed that I won a horror/Halloween style lottery (like those scratch-off cards under the counter at liquor stores). The card was decorated with drawn-on dripping blood and other random stuff I can't remember. So I was at 7/11 scratching off the numbers to reveal the real numbers (I was ULT confused as to why they put fake numbers over the real numbers, instead of just using pictures. Because it's so confusing. Unless there were pictures and I can't remember them). So I'm scratching them off and my mom tells me I won, like $1000. So I got excited and gave it to the cashier guy and then all of a sudden I notice that there's a snake aquarium where the rotisserie hot dogs usually are,. And the cashier guys were laughing and bringing out one for my prize.
And I was looking at the snakes and thinking, "I'm not afraid of snakes (because in real life I'm not), but now I am. Thanks." Because they all looked randomly scary.
So they bring out a bloody snake (still alive I think) for me, instead of the money, and I'm like, "Okay..."
So I semi went behind the counter to get it but then it was gone and there were two random guys opening a broiler/panini maker, with a half cooked newt and lizard (?) inside, and they were trying to pass them off as m new prize and I was like "WTF ARE YOU COOKING THEM ALIVE?!?" and they laughed and I got mad and sad and then I woke up.
Anyways, I found a video of what snake venom does to human blood.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WvnjCkLbvY
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